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thegestianpoet:

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

“strapon” you’re all weak this is a metaphor for valkyrie’s huge dick

“strapon” you’re all weak
this is a metaphor for
valkyrie’s huge dick

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