Heimdall is a SAINT.

amelia-rants:

trillgutterbug:

thortunes:

Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.

#heimdall is the only source of unconditional love in the odinsons’ lives #he may have been your allfather but he weren’t never your daddy (via @stuffimgoingtohellfor)

I just thought it was so powerful that the man that can see everything, saw Loki coming home. I think Heimdall was speaking more metaphorically here- he knew Loki would return and wanted to reassure him that he was in Loki’s corner.

Probably but imagine, also, that Loki chose to let Heimdall see him return. Like literally. Bc it’s generally a thing where Loki can hide from the sight of Asgard. So this line is either “Heimdall saying that he’s on Loki’s side (but what other side is he gonna be on? The other emo sibling hellbent on destroying Asgard??)” or “Heimdall able to see Loki for the first time in a long ass time and it inspires hope and joy in him even tho its the dude that turned him into a Heim-sickle back in the first movie”. Either way I love it

i-am-eurus-holmes:

markertrash:

orangeyjuicy:

The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t get over his complete and utter glee at having “"fooled”“ the guards when in reality he just didn’t give them enough time to react before throwing his whole ass brother at them like he did not need to put on an entire production to chuck loki. but He Did

But now he’s thrown em off their rhythm

Street smarts

pterodactuality:

bagelbarnes:

bagelbarnes:

‘Marvel deliberately cut a scene in which Valkyrie’s bisexuality is made explicit’

‘Tessa Thompson had to beg for it to be shot only for them to cut it last-minute because ‘it distracted from the final exposition’’

“Taika Waititi also fought to keep the scene and yet it was still cut”

tom-hiddlebum:

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things

tanoraqui:

taranoire:

toomanylokifeels:

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling.

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. 🙂
Loki: What’s that?
Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard?
Loki: !!!!!!!!

my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…

mcuincorrectquotes:

Everyone in Thor Ragnarok: Its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic.

defenestratocaster:

theavengers:

I thought the
Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?

#I like to think it was taika who took tom hiddleston aside and said “look I like what you’re doing here it’s good stuff but uh….”#“I want you to play it like you’ve just gotten the world’s most inconvenient boner and you are both terrified and aroused at the idea #that she might notice. do you think you can do that?”#and tom hiddleston #who has low-key been into the idea of loki as the most demanding sub ever #sucks on his teeth and grudging admits “ah. I could probably…? I mean since you asked #he is trying very hard not to punch the air.#and the result is this scene. so. good I’m glad we all agree (via)

haiku-robot:

frog-facts:

slippedrib:

thegestianpoet:

stream:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

“strapon” you’re all weak this is a metaphor for valkyrie’s huge dick

“strapon” you’re all weak
this is a metaphor for
valkyrie’s huge dick

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