unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far
summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)
-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-WheerIsles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.
-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.
-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.
-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.
can you imagine an au where taako actually mentions the static from his memories in the eleventh hour to angus, which leads to angus asking taako if he feels like he’s missing something. angus ends up busting the whole second voidfish situation months in advance because that’s literally how he found the bureau in the first place lucretia what were you thinking
literally any member of the thb: hey remember all that static from the temporal chalice? that was weird lol
So when you’re a lich, and your body dies, and it’s early in the year so you’re not gonna respawn for like, a while, and you miss eating food and sleeping and stuff…
And your SO is also a lich, so like, they get it… it would eventually just be common courtesy to scooch over a bit in the ol’ flesh vessel and let them possess you for a bit and chill right?? This is what normal couples do
Griffin: Wow, I can’t believe I spent three years and over 70 episodes carefully weaving a beautiful tapestry of narrative that was lighthearted and funny but also beautifully touching and inspirational while wrangling my dickhead family into line and also doing all the editing and music composition. I hope you all understand that I need to take a vacation so we’re gonna do some mini-arcs for a while so I can have a break from DMing 🙂 🙂 🙂
Griffin, literally four (4) episodes later: Alright give me my fucking podcast back I thought of season 2
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