gladejade:

“Uhh, yeah, super cool thrall you’re raising here. Before y’all get reaped or whatever, have you seen my gorgeous wife?”

yes yes yes to everything you’re saying

Official D&D lore: dark elves have grey to pitch-black skin and have a tendency towards being cruel and evil
The TAZ fandom, collectively: this is magic brian he purble and we lov him

grffnmcelroy:

timeforlupsopinion:

puffbadgersandbees:

urbanisticdaydream:

dawhitebag:

transguypeterparker:

shakespearesocks:

bridgesquid:

riotrogers:

ironicallyxspiders:

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.”
Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“you hear a voice on the wind go, ‘yuck.’”