fruitymaze:

karkat: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I AM KIND OF A ROMANCE EXPERT. I HAVE SEEN EVERY TROLL ROMCOM IN EXISTENCE, MOST OF THE MORE PRIMITIVE (BUT STILL INFORMATIVE) HUMAN ROMANCE FLICKS, AND EVEN READ A FEW OBSCURE CHERUB SMUT NOVELS. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. I AM THE ROMANCE GUY ON THIS METEOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

dave: *holds his hand*

karkat: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHG MYGO D OHMY GOD OH KY GOD HOLY DHIT