i love christine chapel

#pike did not sign up for marriage counseling #but he knows he can only blame himself #he set them up in the first place (tags via vulcns)

theyumenoinuofficial:

Sarek: [to Spock] you need to stop acting Human.

Sarek: [to Michael] you need to stop acting Vulcan.

Sarek: [to Sybok] you just need to stop.

toakenshire:

badass gay pilots in space ( ◡‿◡✿)

post suggested by @darthsbinks

mxgicdave:

100% canon

v8roadworrier:

Kirk: Enterprise crew this is captain Kirk speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad.

onedamnminuteadmiral:

I’ve had a vision of the future.

The year is 2066: In honor of Star Trek’s 100th anniversary, Paramount produces a Star Trek Broadway musical, based on The Motion Picture. The stage is a perfect recreation of the Enterprise bridge. The opening song is set to the tune of the original theme. The costumes are covered in glitter, as they were always meant to be. In the final number, a rousing and romantic ballad called “This Simple Feeling,” Kirk and Spock kiss, solidifying their relationship in Star Trek canon. We are all sitting in the audience sobbing. Leonard Nimoy gives a thumbs-up from heaven. The world is good and pure.

alyseofwonderland:

Star Trek (2009): Flawed but watchable

Star Trek Into Darkness: A dumpster on fire that contains some random pages of Spirk fan fiction

Star Trek Beyond: Well written characters held together for 2 hours by some string, chewing gum, and one Beastie Boys song

capt-sulu:

Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?

You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.

some fun vulcan names for your consideration

jvlianbashir:

shrek

stronk

stove

stork

satan

smol

stank

spork

sukk

and who could forget the ladies

t’wink

t’wunk

t’rex

t’werk

t’runk

t’rekk

t’quila