Roll a d20 whenever the party goes anywhere.
1-4: Nothing
5-16: Make everyone roll perception, and if anyone makes it you describe the immediate vicinity in extreme detail for no reason
17-20: Everyone rolls perception, then one or more object in the room is a mimic.
Look, there’s a lot of parts of trans that are scary, especially if you’re still young or just getting on your feet, but please don’t think that’s all there is to it. There’s so much more than the fear, the insecurity, and the stigma that society slaps in our faces from day 1 and before.
Do you know what it is? Do you want to know what else trans is?
Trans is hanging out in the living room with the puppy on a Sunday afternoon, wearing just your bra and shorts because it’s 85 degrees outside and the air is full of steam from the rain of the past few days.
Trans is playing indoor fetch with your puppy who loves bringing you things but still hasn’t quite figured out how to let go of them.
Trans is getting random pictures from your fiance, who’s hanging out with his D&D group until tonight.
Trans is a round of reruns of your favorite dumb shows on the TV.
Trans is realizing that in spite of the fear, the insecurity, and the stigma, staying true to yourself was the best damn decision you ever made and stuck with.
Trans is living.
It gets better. Hang in there. I love you. 💚
Hey its national coming our day, the world is a scary place, my fiance is now my husband and our dumb smelly breath puppy daughter is almost a year old.
More than ever, I feel like we need to share the message that even when life seems bleak, we all carry a spark that can light up our lives and others.
Happy, if somber, coming out day for those of us who are safe to observe it. For all of you, and especially those who aren’t yet where they can flourish, please never forget that it can always get better
Spread the message like wildfire, and let’s all share our sparks to turn the message into actions. I believe in you so so much. #nationalcomingoutday2018 #itgetsbetter
Cuz men are natural predators compliments don’t mean the same from us… so a nigga telling me my fit is cute sound like he was eyeing me and plotting to fuck
^ which is exactly why girls don’t accept compliments all the time . We know they’re a downpayment for sex.
Told yall. Men are the first ppl to say men are trash and mad at us for repeating it smh
Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently.
In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism
my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.
My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.
Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?
I hate y’all cause I know when you post another pic that looks identical it means you edited some meme in the background but I can almost never find that shit so it’s like those find the difference games
To all the new fans who didn’t read the book or listened to the audio drama: Crowley is NOT cool, I repeat, the demon Crowley is absolutely not cool. And Aziraphale is an asshole.
David Tennant when asked which of his characters of the past resemble Crowley: “The only character, I think, is Peter Vincent in the movie Fright Night. He’s a bit rock-n-roll and he thinks he’s really cool, but actually, he is not cool at all. He is rather soft and rather sweet underneath a very swaggery exterior. So there are elements of that to Crowley.” (NYCC)
to clear up misconceptions about Crowley being cool:
Crowley once heard that you can make plants grow better by talking to them. So he decided to put this into practice. Once a month he looks around his apartment and selects the most weedy and underperforming plant, then carries it around to show all the other plants while talking aloud very menacingly about what a shame it was that this one couldn’t make the cut, then leave and close the door very ominously behind him.
All of Crowley’s plants grow fantastically well because they are the most terrified plants in London. But I would genuinely ask you to consider the vision of David Tennant, wearing those glasses, walking around an apartment holding a potted plant while making Godfather-style pronouncements to other plants, before making any decisions about Crowley being cool.
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