@thethingiam (and a decent number of folks in the reblogs) thought that a nat 1 for aro folks rolling for romance would be pretty frickin sweet, so here you go!
as always, this and other lgbt & dnd themed designs are available on my Redbubble store!
So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down…but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death.
modern!AU jester drives around in a hot pink mini cooper that has a layer of candy wrappers on the floor and a bumper sticker on the back that says ‘THE TRAVELER IS MY COPILOT’
fjord drives a pick up truck from the late 90s that has a cooler and fishing poles in the back. he has a dash cam and one of those air fresheners that smell like the most powerful vanilla you’ve ever smelled.
beau’s got a blue sport motorcycle with like, really illegal modifications to it. like neon chassis lights, an obscured license plate, the loudest pipes you can imagine, a fucking stereo.
molly drives this van specifically
that he uses to cart around yasha, caleb, and nott because none of them have cars
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy