Me as a CEO, looking at last quarter’s losses: This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.
My Secretary: Sir, Alexa quit yesterday. I’m your new secretary, Greg.
Me: Oh, sorry. Greg, play Despacito.
Greg: That’s not in my job description, sir.
Me: That’s so sad. Gr-
Greg: I understand now why Alexa quit.
In this universe does Amazon and it’s products not exist
In this universe, I’m about to invent a revolutionary product and name it after my estranged secretary.
I think it’s unfair to defend Scarlett Johansson is just “doing her job” when she takes roles not meant for her, she could very easily say no and make known why she did it, Ed Skrein stepped down from the movie Hellboy because the character he was supposed to play was asian, he received online outrage and later claimed he did not know his character was of asian heritage, he made his reasons known, said that by keeping the role the tendency to obscure minorities will continue and dropped the movie; after that, the studio could do nothing more but cast an asian actor to play an asian character. Actors can reject roles and do a lot, they only choose not to.
holy SHIT I’m sitting at a drive thru and this older woman just came up and knocked on my window, so I rolled it down a crack, and she gave me a thumbs up and said, “capitalism is the Antichrist!”, I’m fucking dying hsjanxbxhxh
I am glad you are also using non-capitalistic computers, cars, video games, and art supplies…. right?
Yeah no shit dude, and this all went down in the drive thru of a non-capitalistic MickeyD’s too
Someone post The Comic
sdkja;lksadjfj how can you see the statement ‘there is no ethical consumption under late-stage capitalism’ and then reply with ‘well you consume things’ like HOW could you miss the point that throughly Im fucking blown away
this just in Im gonna embrace my anti-capitalist viewpoints by moving to a cave and making all of my things out of sticks because the only way to be critical of society and not be labeled a hypocrite is to die alone naked in the woods
I’m feeling very fucking fired up tonight because yet again trans people are gonna be robbed of positive Hollywood representation by yet another well-known cisgender actor.
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