charlesoberonn:

kenji6:

charlesoberonn:

Me as a CEO, looking at last quarter’s losses: This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.
My Secretary: Sir, Alexa quit yesterday. I’m your new secretary, Greg.
Me: Oh, sorry. Greg, play Despacito.
Greg: That’s not in my job description, sir.
Me: That’s so sad. Gr-
Greg: I understand now why Alexa quit.

In this universe does Amazon and it’s products not exist

In this universe, I’m about to invent a revolutionary product and name it after my estranged secretary.