apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”
You are a time traveler and have been stuck in the Roman Empire for years. On the Ides of March of 44 BC, after Caesar has been assassinated, you hear someone say “this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito”.
Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!
Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.
Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?
Loki: …maybe a three?
Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.
Loki: -thinking- I like him.
It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.
It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”
And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.
WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS
Yeah, the people who write the comics agree with you
imagine if someone really pissed Loki off and he turns to Peter and just “IT’s A TEN, CHILD”
congratulations to SANDRA OHfor becomingthe first-ever asian outstanding lead actress emmy nominee for her role as eve polastri in the bbc america original series killing eve!
Where’s my content of Shouto and Momo being best friends??? Enough of this prim and proper bullshit give me the two of them buying 5000 bath bombs and dumping it in endeavors private pool like the chaotic rich kids they are
Tenya: Lawful Rich Kid -Doesn’t bring it up and gets embarassed when Uraraka noticed. -Proud of his legacy and determined to carry it on with dignity. -Wears his family brand of clothing.
Momo: Neutral Rich Kid -Flaunts her lifestyle without meaning to but she’s still nice about it. -Secretly curious about how “the commoners” live.
Todoroki: Chaotic Rich Kid -Didn’t like how his dorm was designed so he remodeled it in one day. -Yeah my dad is #2 hero of all time he’s rich and also the biggest tool in the goddamn world.
Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.
#heimdall is the only source of unconditional love in the odinsons’ lives #he may have been your allfather but he weren’t never your daddy (via @stuffimgoingtohellfor)
I just thought it was so powerful that the man that can see everything, saw Loki coming home. I think Heimdall was speaking more metaphorically here- he knew Loki would return and wanted to reassure him that he was in Loki’s corner.
Probably but imagine, also, that Loki chose to let Heimdall see him return. Like literally. Bc it’s generally a thing where Loki can hide from the sight of Asgard. So this line is either “Heimdall saying that he’s on Loki’s side (but what other side is he gonna be on? The other emo sibling hellbent on destroying Asgard??)” or “Heimdall able to see Loki for the first time in a long ass time and it inspires hope and joy in him even tho its the dude that turned him into a Heim-sickle back in the first movie”. Either way I love it
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