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If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.

So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

Tumblr, asking the real questions

Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.

dathen:

I think now is a good time for a post in the many ways Mollymauk was great and warmed my heart in episode 26

  • the “gambling” game with Beau to allow them to share about themselves in a fun setting
  • telling Beau he didn’t think she did the wrong thing in the story she shared
  • noticing Caleb panicking over the thought of being designated leader and trying to calm him down
  • defusing bickering and stressful situations despite being a scraped raw nerve himself
  • hanging back when the met the firbolgs to make sure he didn’t accidentally scare the child
  • trying to cheer up the traumatized kid with clumsy failed magic tricks
  • gifting jewelry from his horns to the child 
  • stopping Beau from downtalking herself on several occasions
  • speaking up for “doing a good turn” and trying to save the captured firbolgs when Keg was against it 
  • getting excited over how much more Nott cares about people and Beau is good at talking to people
  • focusing on freeing the kidnapped prisoners as part of each and every one of his strategies at the end (you know it wasn’t just bc he thought they’d be useful)

  • “I’m guarding Caleb”  “I pull out a sword and stand in front of Caleb”  “I’m moving to shield Caleb” x 2484231

I feel like there were so many more that I’ll remember to add as soon as I hit post so please add your own (and don’t forget the spoiler tags!)

God I keep thinking about how Beau was perfectly willing to die fighting Lorenzo even though she knew she was outmatched, just to try to avenge Molly

scanbeau:

I’m so fucking emo about my girl beau, who by all means appears to be standoffish and not give a shit about anyone but she’s actually ride or die for all of these assholes because they’re the only people who have ever been good to her and then when it came down to it she couldn’t save one of them :’)))