Andrew: *comes back sober, knows that Neil Josten was a side effect of the drugs, ready for the ridiculous and stupid feelings he feels for Neil to be finally gone and done with*
please listen to this clip of travis explaining why he’s never been in a fight
it’s from a really early episode (15) so most people probably won’t get to it but i need you all to hear it because i think about it constantly
Travis: You know why I never got in a fight? I was taking a stage combat class and the professor grabbed my wrist and held my fist up in the air and announced, very loudly, “Does everyone see this? Travis McElroy has fists of iron! If he were to ever accidentally hit someone he would kill them!” Justin: Yep. Travis: So I’ve lived in fear that the first time I punch somebody, dead. Griffin:[laughing] You’ll knock their eye out! Justin: That’s a heavy burden! Travis: Just straight up kill them. Griffin: Well, Travis, you’ve been in more fights than all of us, ‘cause I remember one time in middle school there was an altercation where you beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case. Travis: That is correct! Knocked him right on his ass! Griffin: Ohhh, good times, good times.
I remember this. but also I love how it starts with “you know why I never got in a fight?” And ends with “you’ve been in more fight than any of us”. Like damn if that isn’t exactly how memory works.
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you
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