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lesbianhellpit:

please listen to this clip of travis explaining why he’s never been in a fight

it’s from a really early episode (15) so most people probably won’t get to it but i need you all to hear it because i think about it constantly

Travis: You know why I never got in a fight? I was taking a stage combat class and the professor grabbed my wrist and held my fist up in the air and announced, very loudly, “Does everyone see this? Travis McElroy has fists of iron! If he were to ever accidentally hit someone he would kill them!”
Justin: Yep.
Travis: So I’ve lived in fear that the first time I punch somebody, dead.
Griffin: [laughing] You’ll knock their eye out!
Justin: That’s a heavy burden!
Travis: Just straight up kill them.
Griffin: Well, Travis, you’ve been in more fights than all of us, ‘cause I remember one time in middle school there was an altercation where you beat the shit out of somebody with a trombone case.
Travis: That is correct! Knocked him right on his ass!
Griffin: Ohhh, good times, good times.

I remember this. but also I love how it starts with “you know why I never got in a fight?” And ends with “you’ve been in more fight than any of us”. Like damn if that isn’t exactly how memory works.