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Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.
the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess
This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries

inspirobot is gonna get taken out by the secret service
Inspirobot did it… they fucking did it….
but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks
I’m sorry Crowley, was fourteenth century England not interesting enough for you? Was there not enough intrigue and assasinations and usurpations?
What on Earth were you doing the whole time?The “the 14th century was boring” thing is 100% bullshit/Crowley fronting. There is a line, closer to the end of the book, and iirc it goes like this: “He hadn’t felt like this since the 14th century.” The context of the line? How he feels about THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE.
Crowley LIES TO HIMSELF in his narration. It is his thing, at least towards the start of the book (watch him develop past that). And it was probably not even the intrigue and assassinations and usurpations. Instead, consider that the 14th century is the time in the second millenium when the Black Death hit Europe hardest, with an estimated death toll of 50-75% of the population.
Another line or footnote mentions Crowley took one look at the Spanish Inquisition and then left to get himself drunk for the rest of the century. Current data suggests he does not deal well with seeing huge amounts of death and suffering. And hundreds of years later, apparently, aggressively denies to himself how much it affected him. Because he’s a Demon™, and therefore ought to not be bothered by that.
Toph's Statues.I’m positive that Toph just traveled around erecting statues of herself and no one was brave enough to tell her to stop.
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?
I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?”
So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.
And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes.
Do good recklessly.
I think “Do good recklessly” would be fantastic word art to hang on one’s wall. Artistic people, go!












