FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY
mario kart irl
The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end
Chaotic good rogue
What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this
the fact that they speak Italian makes it even funnier to me, for some reason.
I thought about going to Menards for like three seconds before i remembered bottle rockets are illegal here. Sigh 😦
eh you’d set somebody’s rosebushes on fire and feel bad about it, but it sure is satisfying to watch
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Challenged to a knife fight at Claire’s
Won a knife fight at Claire’s
died in a knife fight at Claire’s
haunting the lipgloss display eternally as penance for my senselessly violent knife-based death at Claire’s
If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas
Step one: get a gf
Step two: wait
Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.
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a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself
lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.
Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.
Ooh.
That’s a new thought.
i may need to embroider this on a sampler with flowers and skulls around it
IMPORTANT WARNING
If you don’t watch the news like me then you missed the breaking news so I figured I’d post it here for all my fellow Australians: if you’re in NSW VIC or QLD and have bought strawberries from woolworths this past week then CHUCK THEM OUT they found sewing needles in multiple of them.
VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE
On the news of the strawberry epidemic 6 brands have been named for containing dangerous materials and being contaminated, if you have purchase from the following and don’t want to chuck them out then PLEASE wash them and cut them up!
Donnybrook berries
Berry obsession
Berry licious
Love Berry
Delightful strawberry
Oasis
They currently think that some of them have been copycat cases. Stay safe xo
Holy shit it’s legit. Source from Sept 2018!
Be careful, my Australian friends!
This also applies to Western Australia. Be careful.
I buy strawberries from these places all the time and like ??? Ah???
i heard about this. so dumb. one person finds one needle then the entire country dumps their strawberries?? PLEASE DONT CHUCK OUT YOUR STRAWBERRIES JUST CUT THEM UP IF YOURE SCARED. DONT WASTE FOOD!!!
Ihttps://edition.cnn.com/2018/09/23/world/strawberries-new-zealand-australia/index.html
It has spread to New Zealand now. Please cut your fruits!!!!
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