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We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

i ate 3 batteries when i was 6 and never told anyone

there i said it

max im the one who stole your secret spy kit from the book fair in 2nd grade im so fucking sorry.  im so fucking sorry.  im so fucking sorry

As a teenager I totally and honestly ACCIDENTALLY almost made a weapon that could level several city blocks. This terrifies me. I speak of none of the details. 

That one’s me. Except for the accidentally part…

when i was 9 I was overclocking a charging block like usual and it blew up and flipped the breaker and i almost set my house on fire it was great 

Ive eaten 3 pennies, 1 dime, hundreds of forks, hundreds of pencils, and probably about 27 sheets of paper in my lifetime. Among other things.

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