Bards will forever be my favourite class because they’re just so goddamn stupid.
There’s no analysis here. All bards are fucking dumb.
I mean, no judgement at all. Honestly. Just, go bards, go! Yes my child, go sing at that giant Eldritch horror from the deep. Maybe you’ll hurt its feelings. Maybe you’ll get eaten. Who can say?
Keep being you, you fabulous dumbass.
All bards have my blessing.