fleamontpotter:

gigi-tastic:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hungryhungrygremlins:

rox-and-prose:

krazy-kitsune:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i am 100% certain gooses are venomous 

Legend has it that if you survive a goose bite, you become a goose.

When a goose bites another goose, it becomes a swan

Don’t, don’t even joke about self-replicating swans

what an incredibly threatening addition to my post

@fleamontpotter is this your origin story? 

perhaps