lesbianshepard:

museumably:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

• The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
• Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
• An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

Did we learn nothing from Tom Cruise’s Mummy?

I am deeply insulted that you are implying I would ever watch that one and the fact that you did not instead reference the vastly superior Brandon Fraser version is further proof we need a plague of locusts to descend upon the land