sneakyfeets:

naruto is literally a cautionary tale about staying in the closet cause if his dumbass had just admitted he was head over heels for sasuke the two of them could have left the village and backpacked across the globe while being the hottest literal power couple in all the lands but instead he married the first girl who liked him and got a job in HR he’s not qualified for and a cats-in-the-cradle ass son who’s flunking for attention because dad’s never home and if that doesn’t inspire you to take the plunge and be the gayest bitch you can be I don’t know what will