eternalgirlscout:

only ACCURATE stagings of shakespeare from now on. no more “modern settings” or “movies” or “set pieces” or “women.” we do it as the Bard intended: 

• empty stage
• all costumes fished out of a dumpster
• live (angry) bears 20 feet away
• every single member of both the cast and audience just drunk as hell
• groundlings in mortal peril every time explosives or effects are used
• plague