transwolvie:

cablefucker69:

the-macra:

inflagrante-delicatessen:

dragon-in-a-fez:

peachdoxie:

Great and underrated meme: that one about cryptids that follows this general format

[cryptid] is real [pronoun] [performed sexual act or commenced illegal activity] behind a [fast food restaurant or regional liminal store] at [very late or very early hour of the day]

the loch ness monster is real she sold me some weed behind an arbys at 3am

the jersey devil is real they uploaded files to putlocker behind a walmart at 8am

the cook island monster is real and she sold me a kinder egg behind a culvers

the mothman is real and he ate me out behind a burger king at 1am

skunk ape is real and he shanked me behind the wawa at 5:37 am