teashoesandhair:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

teashoesandhair:

ihatewhitepeople:

iamemeraldfox:

teashoesandhair:

If anyone ever asks you if you’re on your period, you should reply with ‘well, put it this way, I wouldn’t be allowed on Ancient Greek sacred ground if that’s what you’re asking!’ because that could either mean that you’re menstruating or that you got laid really recently or that you have had recent cause to handle a dead body, and honestly, is someone really going to take the risk of annoying you further?

@systlin XD

Go outside

Is that even slightly relevant to the content of this post or did you just want to look cool in front of the other online folk who also aren’t outside

i’m calling 911 that last bit was manslaughter 

Oh shit, no Ancient Greek sacred ground for me, then. Not with these blood-stained hands.