fickedup:

tumblhurgoyf:

prokopetz:

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

Level 6: Prophecy combines all of the above; female clown takes moment of opportunity when villain is blinded by the son to push them down a flight of stairs and into an angry mob below.

The female clown would have to kick them down the stairs, since they can be “brought low by no mortal hand”, that is the only caviate to this wonderful lesson in prophetic loopholing