deliverusfromsburb:

Heinkel: Remember, everyone, we’re wanted by the government, and we’re using illegally alchemized currency, so we need to keep a low profile while getting food.
Ed: *on one end of the store, at the top of his lungs* LING OR GREED OR WHOEVER THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE TODAY, DO YOU GUYS WANT ANY CHIPS?
Ling: *on the other end of the store, also at the top of his lungs* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.