critical role theory: percy comes back as a poltergeist and spends his time tying enemy’s shoelaces together and whispering badass one-liners to keyleth when she needs help in an argument
[in scanlan’s mansion]
scanlan, getting ready in the morning: today i am going to IMPRESS some BABES
[ghostly writing appears in the fog on the bathroom mirror]
“not with that outfit”
scanlan: de rolo i swear to sarenrae don’t make me exorcise you
#wow remember when percy died and nobody was sure if he’d come back?? #now we take this post #and we make it vax (via @elderly-scrolls)
#this is incredible it didn’t even OCCUR to me that this was an old post #I just assumed and accepted that after Percy died of old age this person was positing he’d come back to float around and be an ass (via @blujayonthewing)
you know what? that’s valid.