cleric voice

vainvaihe:

thetotallynotevilnecromancer:

kepler-20:

thetotallynotevilnecromancer:

shittyhomebrewspells:

thetotallynotevilnecromancer:

vainvaihe:

you necromancers think you’re so special. i bring people back from the dead too. do you see me looking like i just walked out of fantasy Hot Topic for Bottoms? think again bitch. move along

Well yes, but we do it for such a lower fee. Sure, there are a few drawbacks from those cut corners but if you are resurrecting a soldier for the front line the only difference is our way is easier and less taxing. We do not call the soul back to the bodies to force them to fight again. Instead, we put those who cannot feel pain on the front line. These fallen will defend the destitute and the poor who cannot afford your clerical ‘insurance’. So, I ask to you, with the power the church has why does it extort for the aid they can easily offer?

take your finger less gloves and your leather duster and invest in some tasteful eye makeup for once you cretin. this is cleric town

Oh come now, it is as if only appearances matter to you. I call for action and you refute my attire. Plus, you also act as though there is a divide between yours and mine despite the fact that there are those among your ranks that may be counted as my kin. A cleric or a wizard can both be labelled as a necromancer. So even if you drive me out there will be those like me among your ranks and they can hide in plain sight where I chose to not.

So, I ask again, why does the church request such tithe and offerings to give their gifts and blessings? Why do they allow those without to go without? Why must those who feel pain and fear life lay down their lives for your gilded halls instead of risen dead who lose nothing when they fall to the blade?

go get shoved in a locker nerd

Well, attacks upon my character but no rebuttal of substance. 

Though I must truly ask you what do these words mean. I understand through context that these are threats and insults but I know not the meaning of ‘locker’ or ‘nerd’. I know that a lock is on a door but locker sounds like a made-up word. Then this term of ‘nerd’ what language does such a phrase hail from? What tongue bears it’s meaning?

alrighty i uh can’t believe i have to say this on my fun goof post about dnd but uhhhhh 

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