unclefather:

unclefather:

unclefather:

unclefather:

i have so many stories about working in retail that no one would believe except for other people who also work in retail

one time, mid sale, this man handed me a full baby diaper and told me to “dispose of it…. or don’t i don’t care”

i work at a perfume store and one time a man asked, specifically, to “taste” the cologne that he wanted to buy. he wanted me to spray it in his mouth

a lady took out her dentures while she was having a conversation with me and put them down on the counter in front of us while she smelled different perfumes. i guess that helps her smell better