Etiqueta: thor

marvel-lous-things:

lesbigone:

dafterwho:

thor-appreciation-blog:

thor-appreciation-blog:

thor-appreciation-blog:

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

heimdall watches you fap

• [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
• along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
• if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
• if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
• loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
• heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
• odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
• gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
• probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh

• “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
• “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
• Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
• “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
• The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
• *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
• *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
• *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
• Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
• *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
• #Odin’sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
• Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
• Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”

spank-the-villain:

royal-loki:

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THOR DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING??! He literally smiles every time someone falls for his “I’m just a dumb jock” routine. Guys, he grew up with Loki, he went to university, he’s been alive for over a millennia. His flaw in the first Thor movie was that he had too much hubris, not that he was stupid.

He knows that he can play dumb and get out of any situation. Do you all not see that sheepish smirk he always does? 

Thor: Ragnarok only confirms what the first two movies were hinting at – Thor is very intelligent and can even pull one over on Loki when he wants to. After the events in The Avengers, he knows Loki’s true feelings about him and that’s why he’s so emotional in The Dark World and why he’s always teasing him in Ragnarok.

@unstatedmartini: #i’m 200% sure that they had another game called Terribly Sorry#hey. let’s do Terribly Sorry.#no. it’s humiliating.#not for me it’s not.#*cue thor being fake-stupid and fake-clumsy and fake-drunk and real loud*#*loki following along waving his hands nervously* terribly sorry! oh dear! my brother can be such a brute! terribly sorry!#and they’re long gone before anyone realizes that the Important Magic Thingy or Super Secret Map is gone