amphibiousgay:

types of boys: planets

mercury boy: short with a matching temper, ambitious (almost to a fault), looks so good in reds and oranges, is probably sporty

venus boy: fem and rocking it, effortlessly maintains a gorgeous aesthetic, theater kid, has a sly smile that creates butterflies in ur stomach

earth boy: is a disaster but trying his best, loves cool colors, wears comfy clothes a size or two too big, graphic t-shirts (especially bootlegs of well-known characters)

mars boy: quietly intelligent, shy smiles and glances over the shoulder, probably plays an instrument really well, looks beautiful in black and red

jupiter boy: has a hard time with volume control, just gets really excited, loves yellows and browns, aggressively cares about his friends, loyal to the bitter end

saturn boy: the mom friend, wears a lot of bracelets and/or necklaces, reads books like he can’t get enough, runs a dnd campaign, bad at texting back

uranus boy: class clown, can make anyone laugh (even with bad puns), always has a huge sunshiney smile, stickers all over his stuff, ripped jeans that have sharpie all over them

neptune boy: mysterious and distant, but loves so passionately, leather jackets and doc martins, makes the best playlists, always the driver friend, eyes like moonlight