Etiqueta: taz

deliverusfromsburb:

Option one: Lucretia genuinely couldn’t come help Davenport in the liveshow because she was busy repairing Neverwinter
Option two: Lucretia could have come, but she knew Taako would be there and didn’t want to make him uncomfortable, and she is also nervous about spending time with Davenport after what she did to him, so she abstained
Option three: Lucretia got an invitation to spend several days on the open ocean with those three chucklefucks and immediately grabbed an excuse out of midair to avoid it. ‘Sorry, I’d love to, but I’ve got to… fix a city. A whole city. All by myself. It’s unavoidable. Have fun with your ghost pirates. Break some legs. Ideally not yours.’

phantombeaver:

bumbley-bean:

strongintherealgay:

can we talk about how the town of phandalin was a glass circle for a half-mile in canon? and how kravitz was canonly in the center of the glass-turned-sapphire? how fucking fast did taako run to kiss his grim reaper boyfriend?????

In the podcast, it takes anywhere from 4-20~ seconds for taako to run to kravitz depending on if kravitz starts warming his face before or after taako gets to him, a half mile (the radius of the circle, and about the distance taako needs to run if he is on the outside) is 2640 feet, which mean taako ran somewhere between 450- 90 mph, which is faster than the worlds fastest train (375 mph) or up to 16~ times higher than worlds fastest human usain bolt

(Tl;dr: he ran 450-90 mph)

Big Mood

girlwithsword:

Lup and Barry’s half century friends-to-lovers slowburn vs. Taako and Kravitz’s warp speed enemies-to-lovers romance

F I G H T

j-esbian:

magic brian: gets blasted with magic missile by his new friend, falls down a hole and lands on his bff, killing them both slowly 

magic brian: ohh zis is so sadt, bryan play despacito