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The realization that Kiri has six hit points.

i am Afraid

[distressed off-screen noises]

Marisha: [Caleb’s] like that single guy who gets a corgi so he can meet girls

Liam: I can categorically say no to that because of things I know that you don’t

My desperate queer brain: Caleb is gay caleb is so fucking gay Caleb is gay

disasterjones:

goth dad is proud to pass on the black flame goth torch

sadfrumpkindad:

I’m so happy.

sailorfjord:

Brian, to Matt: Did you mean for Fjord to swallow the sword?

Matt: No, not at all

Travis:

hold-the-fjord:

Brian: Laura’s gonna go on maternity leave at some point and then you’ll be forced to use her voice once in a while, so you got some time to practice

Matt, without missing a beat: that is if Jester survives.

Travis: OOOOH. I’m so glad we’re getting dinner after this you’re in SO MUCH TROUBLE

also Travis, in the same sentence: toss the maternity leave, we’re just gonna have the baby and put it right on the table and that’s gonna be our new mini

Travis: or a boss fight

Matt: dice tray even

[Travis: howling with laughter]

Matt, imitating throwing a handful of dice: just pelting your newborn with plastic

Travis: gotta toughten them up, right at the gates

Matt, with feeling: I love it.

Travis, sobering up: yap.

Travis: now I’m in trouble, too

war-fjorded:

Travis and Matt……give some enlighting info about Fjord’s sword vore session.

The clip is so long I actually had to put it on youtube.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

garbageplace:

Talks Machina’s insight on Caleb’s backstory just gave the wildest sorry not sorry idea.