I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily
peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
I know that tabloids are nonsense but I’m not gonna lie I’m enormously entertained by the idea that someone from a crappy tabloid managed to corner Rhodey on the street and be like SIR WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TONY STARK’S SECRET LOVE CHILD WITH NATASHA ROMANOFF and Rhodey, being the excellent best friend that he is, seeing the ideal chance for prime fuckery and going WELL WHY DON’T I JUST GIVE YOU ALL THE DETAILS
you know, I thought Shuri and MJ was a cute idea before but uh I just came out of Black Panther and those two teen girls are gonna smoke so much weed and then make out in a community center after hour
those two teen girls are gonna invent a new form of social media and use it exclusively for cyberbullying T’Challa
MJ is like “yoooo but does Wakanda know if aliens are real” and Shuri is like “babe aliens are objectively real, we live in the Marvel universe,” and MJ’s like “nah nah nah I mean the Secret Aliens” and Shuri’s like “oh shit yeah totally we know about so many fucking Secret Aliens” and MJ’s conspiracy theory cryptid loving ass burst into tears
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