Peter, crying: It’s the Curiosity Rover’s birthday and he has to sing happy birthday all by himself on Mars and thats sad
Tony, already building a rocket: Say no more
Peter and Tony: *arrive and hop out of there rocket, only to see shuri in a super high tech space suit, holding cupcakes, and standing next to T’challa in his black panther suit because of course shuri made it so it could withstand a vaccum*
T’challa: she made me come here. It’s not too late for you if you run.
Tony, who loves all robots so fucking much: Ummmm why would we leave
Peter, holding up a gift: yeah, we brought presents!!!!
Plus we could get Shuri supplying her with ridiculous gadgets, and her constantly giving reports to Okoye and the rest of the Dora Milaje, while T’Challa tries to calm his nerves and not freeze every time they do whatever Shuri’s version of Skype is.
I would LOVE this!
Nakia: so Shuri, what have you made for my next mission?
Shuri: I’m glad you asked. Check this out *holds up a pen* looks like an ordinary pen right?
Nakia: yes it does.
Shuri: well if you twist it everything with an internet connection and speakers within a 40 meter radius will loudly play Despacito
Tony Stark meeting Shuri for the first time goes a little like this in my mind??
Shuri not terrified, Shuri is brave and stubborn and knows she’s smarter than Tony. But she also knows that up until now Tony’s been under the impression that he’s the smartest and he’s the best. So she’s worried, not of him turning out to be smarter, but of him being insulted by her genius.
And they meet and Shuri show’s him her work and he stay’s ridiculously quiet through most of the ordeal, only asking questions here and there. Watching her work with the sand tables as she explains each item in her lab and Tony watches closely.
And then, she stops, cause she’s shown him everything and told him what everything is and she just looks at him and waits for the ‘this is child’s play’ comment and to have to defend herself against a man who doesn’t know shit.
And slowly Tony lifts up his sunglasses and his eyes are fucking shining and his grin is huge and he looks at her like she’s the best thing to touch planet earth and he just mutters, “I’ve never had to say this, but explain that again, and slower.”
you know, I thought Shuri and MJ was a cute idea before but uh I just came out of Black Panther and those two teen girls are gonna smoke so much weed and then make out in a community center after hour
those two teen girls are gonna invent a new form of social media and use it exclusively for cyberbullying T’Challa
MJ is like “yoooo but does Wakanda know if aliens are real” and Shuri is like “babe aliens are objectively real, we live in the Marvel universe,” and MJ’s like “nah nah nah I mean the Secret Aliens” and Shuri’s like “oh shit yeah totally we know about so many fucking Secret Aliens” and MJ’s conspiracy theory cryptid loving ass burst into tears
Nakia: “I’m not Dora Milaje but I’ll reluctantly throw on this armor real quick just for protection. But nothing else because we are in an extreme hurry.”
Shuri: “Hold on, I need 10 minutes to do my hair and make-up to match my rockin’ battle outfit.”
Shuri:
If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you fight good. Simple facts.
if you look good you feel good if you feel good you fight good simple facts
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