puns – backup blog in case tumblr explodes

retrogamingblog:

source

@neproxrezi no

melodic-warfare:

There are two puns I can make and I’m electing not to make either of them.

TREEZ NUTZ

don’t be ashamed to

wear dark clothes

sleep all day

have a “goth” aesthetic

stay up all night

not have a reflection

drink human blood

burn at the touch of silver

turn into a bat to escape social interaction

have some kickass fangs

You. Are. Vlad.

ladythugs:

you: lipstick lesbian

me, an intellectual: sapphora

airyairyquitecontrary:

Article online: Taika Waititi and Chris Hemsworth have expressed interest in making Thor 4.

Me: God I hope they just call it “Thour.”

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi

storywonker:

danbensen:

argumate:

science-of-noise:

tilthat:

TIL that because because Vatican City is only 0.44 square kilometers, and is home to one pope, they have a Pope density of 2.27 Popes per square kilometer.

via reddit.com

Arguably, since Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI lives in a disused convent in a corner of Vatican City the papal density of the Vatican is actually 4.54 P/km².

what if we accelerated both popes to a substantial fraction of lightspeed and collided them together, that would reveal valuable information about their internal structure

The God Particle

They tried that a couple of times in the middle ages, but all they got was a schism and a standard pope-antipope pair

gaaramutual:

but im a crepe…. im some weird dough….

imperilysm:

mondrag-on:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other?

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock

hulklinging:

Polyamorous fake dating AU, or as I like to call it, Ployamory…