sometimes a family is a pansexual regenerating assassin with psychosis and stage 4 cancer, his stripper gf, his metal superhero bf, his other bf who is from the future with a technorganic virus and a fanny pack, their pyromaniac son, their punk lesbian daughter, her gf, the cool aunt with awesome luck powers, a blind old woman who probably does cocaine, an aspiring contract killer who is also a cab driver, and also weasel is inexplicably there
When Star Lord said that Thor was tall “and not handsome” Peter’s head whIPPED UP and he looked extremey confused which is how a bi boy who has a crush on Thor would react check and mate
also in homecoming when he meets the thieves in avengers masks he tells the thor one “i thought you’d be more handsome in person” and does impressions of thor in the mirror. everyone talks about tony being peters hero and idol but his fanboy crush is totally thor
A++++ addition Peter definitely has a crush on Thor confirmed