Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.
Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS
Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.
I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like
When Tony asks Strange how many they win out of the 14 million possible futures, and, oh god, that look Strange gives Tony when he says, “One.” It was sorrowful. Like he was apologizing to Tony in particular.
Strange knows whatever future it takes to beat Thanos will be incredibly hard on Tony. I mean, until that moment, Strange called Tony “douchebag,” referred to him with detachment (”Stark”), but then there? At the end? He softly calls him, “Tony”for the first time while making sure Tony knew that, “There was no other way” with a solemn shake of his head. He’s so fucking sorry Tony is about to go through whatever’s to come next, but Strange knows it’s all resting on Tony’s shoulders from here on out. Whatever Strange saw made Tony earn his respect.
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