inhumansandwiches:

I always forget that “billion” and “trillion” don’t mean the same amount in Spanish that they do in English so whenever I read stuff like “Amazon about to become the first trillion dollar company” I have minor heart attacks

You guys don’t understand, in Spanish a billion is a million millions, and a trillion is a million billions. Thats a 1 and 18 fucking zeros. That’s too much for my tiny little brain to understand