Etiqueta: harry potter

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

Concept: Sirius convinces the Marauders to do a “Family Portrait” in their animagus form.

ask-themaraudersmap:

vanscribbles:

killerqueen2319:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

mezzoaribg:

wizardtowizard:

  • Except for Remus, obviously.
  • So Remus is the one human who has to go into the photographer and ask for the picture.
  • Remus is a mixture of embarrassed, exasperated, and amused.
  • “Hello, yes, I’d like to take a picture with my, er, pets.”
  • And this photographer is just astounded that Remus has these very manageable and obedient pets.
  • In all fairness, it’s a VERY good picture.

I want to see this picture

Me too tbh can some giving soul draw this

SOMEONE DRAW THIS PLEASE

only because you said please, although its a very shitty drawing

((OOC Jacci: Thank you so much for this!!))

walkinginlothlorien:

heythisisbecky:

The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard

I love how literally 99% of the comments on this post are like “Yeah but it’s written from Harry’s perspective and boy is fuckin stupid”

flyfella:

warmhappycat:

magicalwayswins:

warmhappycat:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

I think I’m using this right

He didn’t even get dumped.  She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? 🙂 @warmhappycat

Sure thing!

Hope this helps!

Fucking decimated.

post–grad:

post–grad:

concept: instead of 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies, Comedy Central takes over and produces 50 episodes of Drunk History: Wizarding World Edition

historian, holding his 5th glass of firewhiskey: I’m here to talk to you about…. about Claudius Cleansweep, the goddamn founder of modern Quidditch.

[cut to Gilderoy Lockhart in period attire]

siriuslyprongx:

You know, I don’t think Harry’s friendship with the Twins is appreciated enough. Ron was Harry’s best friend and Ginny had a crush on Harry, but the twins were just 2 years older than him, boys, and accepted him into the family completely, despite Harry being trouble with a capital T. The Twins never cared that Harry was the BWL, or that he was always getting their little brother into life or death situations. They stood up for Harry from day 1, and acted selflessly, and even responsibly, for him. 

Harry, in return, always valued the Twins, and appreciated their humor, ambition, skill and strength. He trusted and believed in them when even Molly didn’t. 

I think people forget all those meals or Quidditch practices they had together, or those times they lived under the same roof, or those times they fought together. 

I’m going to forget about a 1000 moments between the Harry and the Twins, but let’s remember some of them, and I hope you’ll add the ones I forgot:

  • Remember that time everyone was afraid of Harry because they thought he was the Heir of Slytherin, but the Twins made fun of the situation and made Harry feel normal and like someone believed in him?
  • Remember how Harry never got George and Fred’s names wrong?
  • Remember how the Twins didn’t bat an eye when Harry became an honorary member of their family? Or when he started dating their sister?
  • Remember how every time Harry lost them a Quidditch game, the Twins were never upset and stayed with him in the hospital wing?
  • Remember how the Twins, and Ron, drove their dad’s car to rescue Harry from the Dursleys?
  • Remember how they gave Duddley one of their little inventions because he was nasty to Harry?
  • Remember how the Twins gave Harry the Marauder’s Map because he couldn’t go to Hogsmeade like everyone else?
  • Remember when Harry gave the Twins all his winnings from the Triwizard Tournament for them to spend on their shop?
  • Remember when he told them to buy Ron some new robes and they did, despite usually enjoying having a good laugh at Ron’s expense?
  • Remember when the Twins got themselves expelled buying Harry some time to contact Sirius?
  • Remember how the Twins kept giving Harry updates about their shop, and offered any item of theirs for free, because they were so grateful to Harry?
  • Remember how the Twins volunteered to help Harry in the Battle of the 7 Harrys?
  • Remember how of every character, the Twins were the ones who never doubted Harry and Harry never doubted the Twins? 

Of all of Harry’s friendships, his relationship with Fred and George is my favorite, because of how unlikely, easy and pure it is. The Twins are so different from Harry, yet they all go together so well! (I wish we’d seen more of Harry’s reaction to Fred’s death.)