doctordragonisback:

the-anchorless-moon:

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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jclaires:

Edward Elric, 4′11 inches of inexplicably rich goth idiot: GOD I’ve got all this money and no boyfriend to waste it on. fuck Hohenheim. fuck Mustang. 

Ling Yao, a real life prince, about to get down on the fucking ground and pretend to be starving:

tainbocuailnge:

ling is just. what a fucking icon. what a man. gets caught by some mysterious evil organisation to be used as a vessel for one of their vaguely demonic buddies and he’s like “great, hit me the fuck up with those vaguely demonic powers”. disappears for several episodes only to yell at the vaguely demonic entity possessing his body about the power of friendship on his return. forms such a strong bond with said vaguely demonic entity that they smoothly pass around control of the body in the middle of combat for maximum asskicking potential. i love ling yao.

gayroytheory:

gayroytheory:

a typical day @ devils nest

greed: the names GREED

delivery person: ok mr greed sign here please

greed: pretty freaky tattoo right? weird name too!

delivery person: mmhm i guess. just a signature please

greed: im gonna let you in on a little secret….im a HOMUNCULUS. yknow what that means? im an artificial human!

delivery person: very neat! very very neat anyway so one signature right there on the dotted l

greed: oh so you dont believe me? you think its impossible for a being like me to exist? you think that? think it’s CRAZY?

delivery person, who is a normal gddamn guy & has had a long day & just wants to get home to his fucking kids: sir i really just need the

greed: roa this fool doesnt believe me get the hammer

deliverusfromsburb:

Xerxean alchemist: I have made an artificial human.
Hohenheim: You ruined a perfectly good blood sample is what you did. Look at it, it’s got megalomania.