just imagine the jokes LMAO
you fools, deadpool would be proud of it
Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories
*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker
Etiqueta: deadpool
I thought Spiderman didn’t murder people
holy fucking shit
Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cnematic. Yes, it is.
sometimes a family is a pansexual regenerating assassin with psychosis and stage 4 cancer, his stripper gf, his metal superhero bf, his other bf who is from the future with a technorganic virus and a fanny pack, their pyromaniac son, their punk lesbian daughter, her gf, the cool aunt with awesome luck powers, a blind old woman who probably does cocaine, an aspiring contract killer who is also a cab driver, and also weasel is inexplicably there
Deadpool 2: a pansexual lead, a mixed race lgbt couple, a plus-sized main character and a female superhero with vitiligo
Me:
Isn’t that a little derivative?
Zazie Beetz as Domino in Deadpool 2 (2018)
why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool
negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest
ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend
russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american
ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand
domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye
ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye
vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity
ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian
shatterstar (comics): white
ryan reynolds: asian
blind al (comics): white
ryan reynolds: black
deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian
ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!
Me, every time Negasonic Teenage Warhead comes on in Deadpool: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian
I ain’t letting Cable kill this kid. But I can’t do this alone.
DEADPOOL 2 (2018)
— dir. David Leitch
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