“Counter argument.” *cocks crossbow*
Etiqueta: critical role
Avantica: So…. When did you have your last calling?
Fjord, minimum effort, doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing: oh yeah last night it didn’t make any fucking sense but it was pretty cool lmao
Avantica, loyal, hard working worshipper, major breakthroughs, hasn’t had a sign in years:…. :)))
caleb: yeah i could burn the bodies so they FUSE TOGETHER to form voltron,
nott: yeah that’s not a bad idea yasha can u come chop these bad boys up real nice into bite-sized bits
fjord staring at them in horror as he whispers softly, but with great Feeling: what the fuck
Nott, wisdom +0 and high: *makes a bad plan*
Jester, wisdom +4 and no excuse: this is the best plan ever
Fjord, wisdom -2 and tired: please no
I love Pike, but I’ll always be disappointed that she wore conventional European armor instead of the standard clothing of the clergy of Sarenrae:
FLUFFER NUTTER !
Nott after eating that fruit






