aminil:

I like how we are all saying that Travis or Liam are dedicated when they freeze in the same position for 10 minutes or lie down on the desk for 5 minutes…. but then there’s Sam fucking Riegel who is wearing all the same shirts from the previous campaign, shaves his beard before the same episodes as last campaign, and sets fucking TIMERS ON HIS PHONE SO HE CAN REMOVE HIS FUCKING JACKET AT THE SAME TIME POINT INTO THE SAME EPISODE AS THE FIRST CAMPAIGN.

carmensugus:

When Beau asked if she got a nice view of Yasha, Matt didn’t actually face palm but I saw it. I saw him face palm on the inside

disasterjones:

Mercer: We’ll say you just got clean for the expediency of the story. We don’t have to roleplay through your bathing individually.

Travis: But, but Matt…

vexahliaderolo:

[campaign one]

• liam: my character is going to hold urs accountable for every shady thing he does
• tal: yeah okay makes sense for them in character!

[campaign two]

• liam: i’m going to do shady things
• tal: OH HO HO NOT SO FAST LET ME AT LEAST THREATEN YOU FIRST

definitelynottjester:

Molly is gonna shame this group into only stealing from rich people, one bizarre confrontation at a time

everythingsbetterwithmolly:

The Molly method of socializing

-Pin person

-Get real close

-Agressively Impart better morals

-Be nice (Physically or emotionally)

-Saunter off like a legend

loduga:

Beau: *laughing* sorry it’s not funny

Caleb: i mean it’s kinda funny…. frumpkin has a sense of humor……..

Beau: but who kicks a fucking cat tho??

Caleb: exACTLY WHO THE FUCK KICKS A CAT! WHAT THE FUCK IT’S THEIR PROBLEM! I NEVER FORGET A FACE AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WAS A PRETTY REMARKABLE FACE CAUSE IT KICKED MY FUCKING CAT INTO OBLIVION!!