pike trickfoot? my girlfriend
Etiqueta: critical role
Beau: ugh rich people always [do x thing]
Jester: I [do x thing] !!! 😀
Beau: you are valid and I love you.
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Molly: rich people are entitled and the worst
Jester: *shares backstory about her rich mome*
Molly: you are valid and I love you.
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Nott: you guys have given us no reason to like or trust you!
Jester: but I gave you a ring!
Nott: you are valid and I love you.
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Caleb: I am not good at being with other people
Jester: you wanna hang out??
Caleb: …okay, you are valid and I love you.
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Yasha: I’m not comfortable around people
Jester: Let’s be best friends!
Yasha: you are adorable and I love you.
—–
Fjord: can we be serious for a fucking moment???
Jester: *pranks someone/makes joke* 😀
Fjord: you are incredible and I love you.
Vax’ildan + textposts
Hey i’ve been making this for a while but apparently it’s cool to post this meme again now so i finally finished it up for your viewing pleasure
thank you @americankimchi for the post ideas & inspiration !
the twins realize they’re bi because when they’re bored at stuck-up elf parties they start scoping out hot people and after a while vax realizes that vex is pointing out as many hot women as he is
afterwards he’s planning on being supportive and goes “so sister is there something you want to tell me?”
and she’s like “yeah i saw you stare directly at a man’s ass for five minutes”
god damnit would someone get them some more rings please?!
???: CONSUME
Twitch chat: “EAT THE SWORD YOU COWARD!!”
Fjord: -eats the sword??-
Twitch chat: =O!!!!!!!
matt: you can now see the etheral plane up to 10 feet
Molly: 8D WHO WANTS TO GO TO A CEMETARY?!!!?!?
consider: the bbc “kitchen gun” commercial but with percy
vex: darling can you clean the kitchen
Patron: CONSUME
Fjord, staring at his fucking longsword: do I…do I deepthroat it?
Hi I would like to express some FUCKING FEELINGS about these best frenemies and this conversation in particular,