modern!AU jester drives around in a hot pink mini cooper that has a layer of candy wrappers on the floor and a bumper sticker on the back that says ‘THE TRAVELER IS MY COPILOT’
fjord drives a pick up truck from the late 90s that has a cooler and fishing poles in the back. he has a dash cam and one of those air fresheners that smell like the most powerful vanilla you’ve ever smelled.
beau’s got a blue sport motorcycle with like, really illegal modifications to it. like neon chassis lights, an obscured license plate, the loudest pipes you can imagine, a fucking stereo.
molly drives this van specifically
that he uses to cart around yasha, caleb, and nott because none of them have cars
I’m getting emotional thinking about little Fjord in the orphanage, growing up alone and neglected and unwanted. And he learns to act and adopt new roles because maybe if he can become someone else, maybe someone will finally want him.
matt: percy isn’t here, right now. he’s on another continent. with kids. liam: he’s got his head shoved up the ass of a clock, right now. leave him be.