a past suitor revealed….?!
Etiqueta: critical role
[fjord voice] while you learned your spells through books and years of practice, i vored the blade
I really love the Soltryce Academy and the Cobalt Soul because it means that there are not one, but two powerful state institutions dedicated to teaching, just that one gives their students the power to control raw elements and influence minds and manipulate reality, and the other one trains you to punch so fucking hard that people just spill all their secrets, no magic required
Caleb “I ask Frumpkin to do a blep” is the single greatest thing Liam has ever said
vex wakes up in the mornings and sees a dead man staring back from her mirror and she’s wearing his face and he was the part of her that fit between her cracks and he is gone and he’s not coming back and she has to live with that and her reflection and her missing parts and
pike cannot sit with him and talk about sarenrae and faith and what it is to love a god and
percy’s last words were indignant as promised but there were still his last and there will be no more and he’s just another family member lost along the way and
grog never got the camping trip he was promised and
scanlan did everything in his not-inconsiderable power and it still wasn’t enough and
all the rest of them are living with the families they made and they chose and keyleth is up there on her mountain with her duty and her tree and something that is not-quite-faith but a tired acknowledgement, and
I’m sad y’all
caleb: i am on a mission of revenge. i am constantly trying to grow stronger so i can fix the sins of my tragic past.
fjord: i have an unknown being giving me strange powers and directing me in scary, incomprehensible ways, and i am on a mission to understand what has happened to me.
nott: my goal is to keep this scruffy wizard alive until he’s powerful enough to learn true polymorph and change my appearance to something other than a goblin.
beau: i have some serious trauma with my father that has led me to pursue a life of petty crime, but also some anarchist leanings that are in line with the order i am in. my idle goal is to topple corruption wherever i find it.
yasha: i am a refugee from a nation the empire hates and is at war with, and i owe my life to the stormlord and will follow his directives even though they lead me to stray from my friends.
jester: i am in exile from my homeland and my nominal goal is to find my father, but i spend most of my time performing pranks in service of the traveler, whose worship base i seek to increase.
molly: i am two years old, a full-time tourist, and i want drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasha
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I like this interpretation 😀