late-campaign vox machina has seriously skewed my pereption of what normal pc stats are because nowadays I’ll look at a character with 100 hit points and think: hmm that’s pretty low, isn’t it?
imagine u see a sad drunk lady yelling at her weird boyfriend in the middle of the night with a giant owl on her shoulder and when u signal to take her out, she just whips right around, snatches two incoming arrows out of the air and pitches them right at some dude on a boat 60 feet away
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