they gonna show up to jester’s mom’s house like jester came home from college with six friends she found on the side of the road, three exotic pets, and absolutely no money
Etiqueta: cr spoilers
The M9 in front of an official law-enforcer of the Empire: We can forge his signature!
Bryce aka the official law-enforcer: I haven’t heard anything.
What’s your best dick?
best dick
when you’ve set up an interesting sidequest for your pcs but all they wanna do is talk about the best dicks they’ve ever seen
The Fate of Fjord
the mighty nein at the border: shit fuck how are we gonna lie our way out of this
caduceus: why don’t we just tell the truth?
the rest of the mighty nein: sorry why dont we what???
im emo
Beauregard: he makes dead people tea, it’s very nice
Caduceus: thank you
Fjord:
Fjord: he makes what
Caleb, drunk, disheveled, and surrounded by smoke and sparking fireworks, panic-channeling light through the body of his tiny goblin companion, barely holding himself upright as he continues to drink through the streets of Zedash: Caduceus Clay, we are your destiny!
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