“If I can deliberately leave a town shittier than when I found it, of course he can fuckin’ leave a town better than when he found it”
Etiqueta: cr spoilers
caleb “i consider you all to be my friends and companions but i’d rather die than say it aloud” widogast
Sam: DEVELOP AS A CHARACTER YOU COWARD
Liam: FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS WILL YOU PRY MY EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY
Nila: does a badass recon mission, as a MOUSE, scouts the entire bad guy base and possibly sees something that would literally break a persons soul, makes it back to the group and relays all of the vital information
Me: I am in love??? What a good???? Soft???? Druid mom????? So strong??? So resilient???? I…. adore….
Keg: trips over a root, sounds like a cabinet full of pots collapsing, alerts the bad guys within five seconds of her moving, ruins their plan to scout for a secret entrance, runs away while chanting “sorrysorrysorrysorry-“
Me: 10/10 I’m dtf, down to marry let me buy her a drink please
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